Then beware. Lurking in the depths of your local swimming baths, ready to finish the milk, hog the phone and leave your toilet with a rather unpleasant pebble dash effect is a phenomenon commonly known as the ‘flatmate from hell’.
This creature, adept in the art of disguise, will make your life a living nightmare. So stay in halls, go back to Mummy, move to Nepal but don’t be taken in. Let this tale of woe serve as a warning!
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