Top insult of the month

"I know you couldn't live without me, so I'll pay for the funeral."

And these are crackers too...

"Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?"

"I've had a wonderful evening but this wasn't it."

"I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception."

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